A Story
By: My Son Logan

Once upon a time dey was uh ayplane and some ice keem!

Me: And?

Dey was ice keem!

Me: Did people eat ice cream on the airplane?

Uh-uhh!!

Me: What kind?

Aypane ice keem!

Was there chocolate in it?

Nooo

Nuts?
Noooo

Strawberries?
Uh-huhhh!

So they ate strawberry ice cream on the airplane?
Uh-huh and dey, dey live happa-ee eva aftahh!

The end?
Uh-huh!!

Have I mentioned that my kid is stinkin' cute?